To the Grand High Page of Val'Dariah,
Dear Mr. Bryce,
I must apologize to you for my behavior concerning the one King Lex of these lands. I am truly sorry of my offense to the leadership of these said lands. According to the Val'Dariah constitution des modifications réglementaires dans les règlements (Val'Dariah constitution of regulatory amendments in regulations), I have violated Article 133 of Section 10 Sub paragraph 4 stating the treatment of the monarchy and hierarchy of Demigora. I hereby, request, because I am a man of honor that I receive the maximum punishment for my lack of duty and responsibility to the current Liege Heir Lex. His royal highness has already been sent a conjoining letter to express my deepest apologies for the actions of the Vastwind Tavern and its patrons ie. it proprietor itself as well, me. I do offer my humblest apologies to you good sir for ill representing the citizens of Demigora in a fashion not of a gentleman and respectful citizen. I do hope you will forgive my lack of discretion and my wholly inappropriate attitude. I understand that under the law I am to have a maximum of two years in jail and fined fifty thousand in gold. I am prepared to pay my penance. Thank you for your time, sir. I will be ready for the arrest in my establishment. I will not resist.
Yours respectively,
Szalor Darkhope, son of Scylla Darkhope Black Gaurd of Bane and leader of the Zhentarum.